• Aug 16
What Makes Us Laugh on National Tell a Joke Day

By: Joe Zollo

It’s a day for laughter, giggles, and extremely poor Dad jokes. As much as we all say we don’t like Dad jokes, we all know that we get a good little chuckle from the poor play on words. At 4FRONT, we asked our team members what some of their favorite jokes are and the results were… funny.

It was a simple process of collecting data. We sent out a quick survey to our team and asked them to type in their favorite joke they have heard or have come up with on their own. It took a few days but we have compiled arguably some of the funniest jokes ever heard on this planet.

For example: What is brown and sticky? You guessed it, a stick. We can hear the laughter all the way through the computer screen but don’t worry, the laughter isn’t over just yet. Make sure you aren’t drinking any coffee because we wouldn’t want any spit takes due to the belly laughter that awaits. We give you our favorite jokes for National Tell a Joke Day.

Two guys walk into a bar… the third guy ducks.

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “we don’t serve your kind here” and he goes “why not? I’m a fungi.”

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who plays Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who plays Gollum. They’re the Tolkien white guys.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape… Breathe idiot breathe!

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

What do chess and eating in a restaurant in Australia have in common? They both end in a check mate.

What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer? Ghoul keeper.

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggie.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids… I’m a faux pa!

Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.

What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where’s popcorn?

Person: I’m (insert anything). Me: I’m David.

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